Month: August 2023

Since Satan is clearly fucking with us, it’s time to go to war. This is the email I sent today: Hello Satan, we will come in person to Taiwan in October to declare a Holy War on you take the matter on our hands. In order to smoothen the process, I kindly ask you to… Continue reading Battle Plan For Penelope’s Family Book

A couple of quick updates. First, Satan has replied. More or less like this: Most delightfully amusing peasant, That’s so cute of you to think that the same original document could be reused for different applications. Oh, and we’re SO sorry to request both Chinese and English versions, but you know, new rules… Wishing you… Continue reading Penelope’s Quest For The Family Book: Phail #3 And Mei-Lin’s Italian Citizenship Application